March 2011
50 Greatest Opening Title Sequences of All Time →
Title Sequences? Instant reblog.
There’s only 2 in the header image that I can’t identify immediately. Yup. I’m a nerd.
The Day Twitter Gave Birth to Bart Simpson →
Which begs the question: just when is Bart’s birthday exactly?
February 2011
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How Did This Get Made? →
My new favourite podcast. If you love bad movies and laughing a lot you will love this show.
Doesn’t matter where you start but be sure to listen to the “Burlesque” episode. The episode is hilarious, even if you haven’t seen the film. And if you have seen the film, it’s 10x funnier.
I was literally laughing out loud in public. I think I may have scared off a few TTC...
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You Win, RIM! (An Open Letter To RIM's Developer... →
You win. I concede defeat. I no longer want to attempt developing an app for the Playbook. Are you happy now? Surely you must be. Considering how terribly designed the entire process is, from the registration right through to loading an app into the simulator, I can only assume that you are trying to drive developers away by inconveniencing them as much as humanly possible. Just in case you’ve...
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Ninety Dollars!
FLANDERS: Well sir, looks like we've got us some nice items at table Glick! Like this.... what the heck-a-roonie is this, Mrs. Glick?
MRS. GLICK: It's a candy dish Ned, Ninety dollars!
FLANDERS: Uh-huh... well I uh.. I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there!
MRS. GLICK: No! Just Candy! $90!
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Mr. Sunshine
Matthew Perry: I don't think you should open with "Yay, black kids!"
Allison Janney: Okay, so when should I say it?
Matthew Perry: I don't think you should say it at all!
Five Better Things To Do With The $65 Million The... →
Number Four: You could buy 216,667 leather ottomans: Ottomans are functional, and they have longevity. Unlike a Kardashian.
My favorite joke of all time
mrgan:
It’s not easy coming up with the best anything ever, but a joke I first heard ten or fifteen years ago still wins today. Here it is, the best joke I know:
Guy walks into the doctor’s office with a duck growing out of his head.
“My god,” says the doctor, “how did this happen?”
“Well,” the duck says, “it all started with this thing on my foot.”
Alternatively:
Man walks into a...
SplitTheRent.org →
Possibly the most useful site I’ve ever found on the internet. Ever.
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Ranked: Every Oscar Best Picture Winner from Worst... →
Lists like this are always fun. Especially when the authors get it so completely and utterly wrong.
I mean, really. Chicago and Crash are worse than Titanic? I think not.
Also, you used a photo from the wrong Oliver dickhead.
Exec Takes Out Full-Page Ad in NYT to Criticize... →
Someone’s got a case of the Beiber Fever!
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Can Ring Push – Soda Can Ring Redesign by... →
The future? I sure as hell hope so!
The Day the Movies Died →
*sigh*
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