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“I know her-UR-er-er!”

via merlin:

INT. OUR KITCHEN - LAST WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON

MERLIN enters, carrying ELEANOR, and waving his iPhone around like a winning scratch-off ticket. MADELINE is doing kitchen things

MERLIN

Holy shit, you’ll never believe this.

MADELINE

Mm?

MERLIN

I just heard this song in the car, and I pulled out Shazam because, I’m like, “Is there conceivably a Breeders song I’ve never heard?”

MADELINE

Right.

MERLIN

And, so I run Shazam…

MADELINE

…and it was Metric.

MERLIN

WHAT?!? YES!! Totally! How’d you guess that?

MADELINE

Because the middle part of that Metric sounds almost exactly like Tanya Donelly. And the rest of it sounds like three different Breeders songs.

MERLIN

YES!! Like, if The Breeders used auto-tune and had expensive shoes. Exactly. Yes. Weird.

[BEAT]

MADELINE

So, were you driving with the baby when you got all excited and held your iPhone up to the speaker?

[BEAT]

MERLIN

Um. No?

[BEAT]

MERLIN

Man, that sure smells good.

I’d be lying if I said this didn’t make me literally laugh out loud. Probably because I hear those voices in my head perfectly.

That and I can imagine a similar conversation between myself and Robin happening (with Michael Jackson or Coldplay being subbed in for that band I’ve never heard of).

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   Overdue reblog and top-posting because...my most favoritest songs ever ever ever.

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    New Order. O’Connell Center, Gainesville, Florida....place, they rocked

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    didn’t make me literally laugh...loud. Probably because

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