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My favorite joke of all time

mrgan:

It’s not easy coming up with the best anything ever, but a joke I first heard ten or fifteen years ago still wins today. Here it is, the best joke I know:

Guy walks into the doctor’s office with a duck growing out of his head.

“My god,” says the doctor, “how did this happen?”

“Well,” the duck says, “it all started with this thing on my foot.”

Alternatively:

Man walks into a doctor’s office with a duck on his head. The doctor says what can I do for you?” and the duck says “Hey Doc can you get this guy off my ass?”

Rimshot. Curtain close. Fade to black.

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    Alternatively: Man...what can I do for you?” and...says “Hey...

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    This is very similar to one of my favorites: A Hasidic Jew...shoulder. The bartender

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    Mine comes from my life-long pal Devin. It involves Pancho Villa and coprophagia. If I had an 8mm video player handy I’d...

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